Some Big Cahones

I dated this guy brieftly a couple years ago... let's call him Peter Pan (cuz he surely isn't growing up anytime soon) Okay now, PP ended up pursuing me only to realize that he was in love with one of my friends. Nice, right? Just another little snippet of why I am so cynical at the ripe age of 23. Anyways, we were friends for awhile and then eventually just grew apart. I've talked to him maybe a handful of times in the last two years. So imagine my surprise when I get a text from him at 12:30am on Sunday night:

"What are you doing?" such a casual message, as if we talk all the time..

"um, hi stranger.. just in bed you?"

"Bored.. how you been?"

We catch up for a few minutes and then he drops this on me..

"So, how about you send me a pic." somehow I don't think he's talking about my face..

"Uh.. how about I don't.. are you crazy?" no really, he must be crazy

"Come on.. it would be fun.."

"Ha, fun for who? Don't you have some pics of your g/f you can look at?"

"No... so come on, just do it." Liar

"Seriously, you MUST be smoking crack if you think I would do that"

"Why not?"

"Those kind of pics are reserved for boyfriends, so unfortunately, you do not qualify.. better luck next time."

"Whatever."

"Seriously, don't you know some stupid girls who would actually do that for you?"

"Yes, and they already did but I deleted them."

"Classy."

"What's the problem, it's nothing I haven't seen before." ha please don't remind me, done responding now.

This kid could never be a lawyer, huh? The best part.. he tried again the next two nights. PP's got some big cahones if you ask me. To make such a request when we don't even talk anymore, we are not really friends anymore, he has a G/F... and the list goes on.